Wicked Necessary Rants

I have been in quite a mood lately. I'm not a fan of winter, hate it really. Ususally I am a very happy person. I realized yesterday while doing some therapuetic shopping that I hadn't had a really good rant session in a while. Not going to really go full throttle today, just going to gently uncork a bit......

It's cold here right now. Perfect opportunity to cover up. Coats, scarves, gloves, hats, they cover a multitude of sins, really. I highly encourage them. Even if you don't think you need them, do a double take. Seriously. i just purchased a beautiful new purple scarf, it matches the Dooney purse I'm carrying today, but I was so tempted to offer it up to the woman standing beside me at the bank this afternoon. Random act of kindness? Ummm, sort of......what the hell were those things on her neck??? Why on earth wasn't she taking full advantage of the season to hide them???!!!

I have a friend who is a single parent(she's reading this, yes you), her son is adorable, well behaved, she makes him behave. I never have a problem with going to lunch with her and him tagging along. I do however really come close to losing my mind when I go to lunch with other adults only to find myself in a zoo like setting due to others inability to control their children. When did the "parenting by not parenting"method of parenting become so fucking popular??!!! Really?! This is our new plan?? Your teaching your kids right from wrong by repeatedly saying their names in a monotone voice. Great plan, let me know how that works out, won't you?

Stop hating on me because your husband is trying to talk to me. Newsflash!! I don't want your husband!! Never have, never will! This falls under the "he's your problem, I'm not" category. I don't flirt with him. I don't approach him when you aren't around. I don't do anything short of ignore him. You can't possibly be so blind that you don't see this. Get pissed at him, girlfriend, not me! In case you haven't heard, he's been chasing stray for years, you should be thanking me for being one of the few pieces that won't let him catch her!!

AAahhh, now time for some green tea and some online shoe shopping. ;) See all of you tomorrow. For those who have Twitter, there is a new link......