Wicked Girls.....Time to Stand Up

Ok, the time has come, stand up, fists in the air, raise your voices as one, remind them we are here. Sometimes men should be seen and not heard. Sometimes they should be heard and not seen. Sometimes women should be neither seen nor heard. Follow me down the rabbit hole boys and girls............

Tim Tebow


Ok, I don't even want to get into the fact that MR Tebow is against a WOMAN's right to choose. We will skip past that and go straight to the heart of the matter. What is the best part of Super Bowl commercials? Laughing our fucking asses off. Raise your hand if you think this shit is going to be funny....I'm sorry, what is this? Oh, the deafening silence that will be heard around the world on Sunday night. Nice. Exactly. Might I suggest that we all change the fucking channel the minute this bullshit preachy preachy ad begins to air. A big FUCK YOU to CBS and Focus on the Family, the uber conservative group who purchased the $2.5 million ad to air during the super bowl. Timmy boy, you play football. If you wanted to save fetuses, you should have had mum put you through med school. Moving on.


Jamie Foxx
You have to just sit through a minute of this, you will understand.


Ok, Jamie, honey, not that I think you are reading this, but dayummm, come on, what the fuck, keep that shit on one of those Kanye mics that fix your voice before we hear what it really sounds like or something. Fuck! Or just stand there and flex. Stop ruining shit. Definitely meant to be seen and not heard. Not live anyway, let Jay Z handle your stuff before it hits the general population boy, please.

Next up......


Greg Oden


Admittedly, I am torn on this one. Here is why, the man is seriously packing the goods, so you can't fault him for being all, sing it with me now...."here I am baby, signed, sealed, delivered"....however, the girl the pix were sent to says, and he admitted during his apology, that the pix were unsolicited. Ok, back the bus the fuck up. DUDE! You don't just attack somebody with your naked goods unexpectedly like that. Hell to the no! While you guys may think it's smokin' hot to get some random naked pic in the middle of the day, not from an ex, the phrase "that crazy bitch is stalking me" comes to mind. Well, guess what? No girl wants to get hit by the schlong when she opens her inbox. WTF???!!! Apology not accepted. You, Mr. Oden, should be neither seen nor heard!!


Next on the list.....
Lady GaGa


I am a fan of performance art. But, it has recently struck me that she is lacking in both performance and art. She is merely a seeker of limelight. She sought. She attained and she is being fueled by throngs of people who she calls her "monsters". Seriously! Not kidding. Wait a minute. Dick, are you reading this? Are you actually Gaga? Minions= monsters? Frenemies was tossed around in a post, even. Just sayin.... But I digress. Her talent seems to be questionable. Her skill seems to lie in her ability to align herself with the proper marketing, producing, hair, makeup and design teams. Impressive? Hardly. You, Ms Gaga, I am truly bored with seeing. I do still enjoy hearing me some Disco Stick every now and then though. ;)


Next....
Taylor Fucking Swift


Ummm, what key is that? Oh, I get it, you knew you were going to win Album of the Year so you decided to make up your own flat, horrid, I am young and weigh 19lbs so I don't have to be able to sing because Kanye was mean to me one time key. Gotcha. You go girl. What the fuck!!!??!!! Then, what horror? Who made Stevie Nicks go out there and sing with her? Oh my Jesus. That has to be against some sort of musical law. I don't even like Stevie Nicks that much, but really????? My daughter actually grabbed a mop, screeched and swayed with it, exact same effect, I am pretty sure Taylor Swift was in my living room and at the grammys simultaneously. So, she has a skill, it just isn't music related. She is definitely meant to break the time space continuum, but never to be heard, and if she doesn't eat a fucking cheeseburger soon, we won't be able to see her anyway!!!

Alright, the Golden Rule as I am applying it is always leave on a high note....so, someone who deserves to be both seen and heard, for now...keep in mind this is always subject to change, is this lady. I have always been a fan, but after watching this I want to go to the gym, install some torn sheets and a sprinkler system in my bedroom and glitter my lovah.......this was oh my god HOT!!! Enjoy...this should be both seen and heard........