Okay, let me just start out by saying, I don't like Jessica Simpson, she is, in my eyes, the equivalent of a sex doll. tits, ass, no brain, incapable of performing basic household functions, but she is there to fuck. She does however not get you laughed at when you show up at Christmas dinner with her. Well, not until after you leave....and even then, all the guys are going to wish they were fucking her too, they will just feel bad for you, because she doesn't have an off switch.
Then I happened across this little story:
Fox News is reporting on a recent interview John Mayer gave to Playboy Magazine where he is quoted on his sexual escapades with Jessica Simpson. Here are the direct quotes:
"That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me...sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."
"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just fuckin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you."
You have to love that John Mayer. He just doesn't know when to shut his adorable little face. But in all of this, I have a new found respect for Ms. Simpson. Sexual Napalm! Hell to the Yeah! That is some powerful stuff.
I am going to request that one of my fellow bloggers immediately begin a project. I would like you to set out on a journey to interview all of my previous lovahs. The goal being to find descriptions such as sexual napalm, crack cocaine, the Grand Goddess of Going Down. So who is up to the challenge?
Of course, I digress, as I oft do, tonights little bloggy treat is really about the sexy dolls. Are we threatened by them? Do we welcome them? Do we ignore them? What are they? Do you even know? Follow me down the rabbit hole, my loves and I will show you......
You're not in the land of blow ups anymore, these girls are made to feel real. Okay, sure, she has permanent blowjob face, but hey, some guys like that. *giggle*
The basic new sex doll, which is not so basic at all, runs around $6000, looks like a stripper or a librarian or anything in between,(here is an example)
is made to order and targeted for a specific demographic, lonely, wealthy, anti-social or socially inept men and women. See this story for confirmation. http://www.nerve.com/regulars/ididitforscience/sexdoll/
Aside from his candid writing on his experience with his Real Doll, his pictures get much more graphic(enjoy boys ;), I am here for you.
So, how do you feel about her? Intimidated? I should think not. Excited? To each their own. I see nothing wrong with lonely guys having their toys. Or couples who have the spare cash grabbing a spare girl for threesomes on demand wihout the messy side effects. handling the Real Dolls pretty well, then. Excellent. I am very proud of you, my Wicked ones.
Now for the real test.
This is Roxxxy. She is special. What makes Roxxxy special, you ask? Well, Roxxxy does all the things a Real Doll does. But so much more. You see, Roxxxy has artificial intelligence. That's right. Oh, and there's more. She has orgasms. On command. Push a button and she shakes and shimmies and oooo's and aaaahhh's and will cry out his pre-programmed name. Roxxxy will tell him he's wonderful. Roxxxy will tell him his boss was wrong. Roxxxy will tell him he looks like he's lost weight, that his joke was funny. Roxxxy will discuss world politics with him. She can be programmed to talk about any number of things. She too, comes pre-ordered to look any way he chooses. She will be subservient or a little spunky. She will be talkative or he will turn her voice off. He will make her cum every time or never. She will do as wishes, when he wishes.
TrueCompanion helped kick off the Saturday session of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo with a press conference in which the site debuted "the world's first sex robot." Meet the Roxxxy TrueCompanion. This doll has an artificial intelligence engine programmed to learn your likes and dislikes. She can listen, feel, and speak to her owner.Quote from Geeklog.com
The doll features five "girlfriend personalities," including, Frigid Farrah, Wild Wendy, Mature Martha, and more. Users can also built custom profiles online and swap them with friends. The doll goes on sale next week for roughly $7,000-9,000 plus a subscription fee, which is "comparable to a cell plan," according to Roxxxy's creator.
When asked what inspiration was for creating the doll, he answered that "after 9/11, I wanted to give back." God bless America.
Well, hey, at least he had noble intentions? Ummm, ok?!
This doesn't bother me either. I just view this as getting a few more strange, controlling guys off the streets, no longer trolling the net or stalking us on FB.
Now it's your turn. I am dying to know. Let me hear your thoughts..........
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