Have You Ever Played I Never? I Shouldn't

I hate this game. I've played it on numerous occasions. It was a great game for me to play back when I was young and thought it was great to go from stone cold sober to passing out drunk in like ten minutes. Those days have been gone for a long time.

The rules are painfully simple, you sit around with your drinks, in a group, best be a group you know well, or a group you will never see again. I will warn you now, this is not a game to play with co-workers. Not unless you are a liar, in which case, YOU SUCK as a human being and shouldn't be allowed to play drinking games, ever. So, someone is chosen to begin randomly, they say, I never.....(insert a random sex act they have yet to try, this can be anything from bondage to public fellatio). Anyone in the group who has, must take a drink, no explanations are necessary, you simply take a drink. I will warn you, as you drink more, you will find yourself getting more and more irritated at the things people have never done. I have been known to burst into tirades that sound something like this: "Are you seriously trying to tell me you have never in your entire fucking life given head while a guy was driving, whatthefuckever, did we change the game to bullshit, cause I'm calling it!!" Yeah, I suck at this game.

Then we have Truth or Dare. This game just screams danger for me. I have avoided all situations involving truth or dare for years. There are so many reasons why, I can't even begin to explain all of them. But, the one particular night that stands out, well, let me break it down in the flashes that come to me.
Ex-boyfriend and his army buddy climbing fence at Fort Knox to run across major highway, MP's waiting at fence for them before their naked asses make it back over fence.
Army buddy's wife with timer standing over me and him, letting me know when 2 minutes are up.*ahem*
Ex-boyfriend and random never before or after seen redhead on sofa while I held her shirt and pants
Choosing truth to slow things down, only to have army buddy wife ask, knowing the damn answer, if I had ever cheated on (ex)boyfriend.......thus, confessing to roomful of people to having slept with someone else the weekend before , tyvfm, army buddy wife
So, yeah, I suck at that game!

Follow The Leader, someone says a word,(we are a bunch of pervs, so we always played sexual words only) the person immediately to their left says the first word that pops into their head. It's just a word association game. The key being, your word has to be associated to the one said by the person next to you, not the previous word, instinct is often to try to be prepared. Or, of course, people go blank. Both are deadly. Blank, you automatically drink. Get asked to explain the connection and fail to do so immediately, drink. Call someone out and they satisfactorily explain the connection, you drink. I am a fast thinker, I am good at this game.

So, what do you get from tonight's post. First of all, as if you didn't already know, I have, repeatedly. ;) Secondly, I shouldn't play games with people who haven't. I like to share my worldly knowledge of drinking games. So, if you haven't, you can, because I've given you the directions for a couple of great new party games.